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"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 10/04/2018 at 14:35 • Filed to: Elon Musk, shitpost, shitposting

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I went on the internet and found this

Presenting Tesla’s new Chairman Of the board Monsieur Melon Husk

Wacko > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:36

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Since i now have some free time, I now officially announce my 2020 presidential bid. I already proved I can tweet at a presidential level....

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:37

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Damn, I miss Mergio.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Wacko 10/04/2018 at 14:41

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But can he beat Kanye?

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:42

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Reporter: “Mr. Mask, how will you finally make Tesla p rofi-”

Melon: “MORE LASERS!”

( pauses to stroke flame thrower)

Melon: “ Bigger Lasers.”

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:43

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“Let just say my reputation precedes me. My colleagues have all given me HIGH MARX.”

(pause for laughter that never comes)

facw > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:43

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Vobby Balentine approves...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 10/04/2018 at 14:46

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Frickin lazers!

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 14:50

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When you’re in jail, a good friend will bail you out.  A best friend will be in the cell next to you, saying “damn, that was fun!”

AestheticsInMotion > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 10/04/2018 at 14:50

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*not a* flamethrower. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Chariotoflove 10/04/2018 at 14:53

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Me too.  I t was fun being Mergio

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > AestheticsInMotion 10/04/2018 at 14:57

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Elon made ‘not’ flamethrowers, Melon will make real flamethrowers

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 15:02

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Hello, I’m Melon Husk, you might know me from the Bridging company, or from my space exploration company S paceY.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 10/04/2018 at 15:04

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Bridging company sounds very interesting Mr.Husk, not boring at all.

Wacko > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 15:17

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i wish anyone w ould beat him right now,

oh you mean in an election...

The Ghost of Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 15:19

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He might ask Kany e to be his running mate

facw > BvdV - The Dutch Engineer 10/04/2018 at 15:19

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Close enough...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Ghost of Oppo 10/04/2018 at 15:22

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Hah! Given Kanye’s ego he wouldn’t even choose a running mate. President AND Vice Predisent Yeezy, bitches!

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 10/04/2018 at 18:39

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And I come from someplace.. far away; yes that’ll do.

Anyway, I’d like to submit a resolution calling for board meetings to be reduced to no more than twice annually and to delegate all  day to day governance responsibilities to the CEO.